We have reached the point in the timeline where even the Fox News faithful are checking their basements for supplies.
President Donald Trump hopped on a call with his favorite network to brag about “Operation Absolute Resolve,” which is just a fancy name for the U.S. military kidnapping a foreign leader.
After capturing Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife in coordinated strikes, Trump didn’t offer reassurance or diplomacy.
Instead, he went full megalomaniac.
According to the report, he told Fox News, “We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us.”
He then added, “There’s nobody that has the capability that we have.”
It is the kind of rhetoric you usually hear from a Bond villain right before he reveals the laser aimed at the moon.
Greenland, You Might Want to Hide
The internet immediately noticed that the President of the United States sounds like he is playing a game of Risk with actual human lives.
One viewer watching the segment correctly noted, “Truly some movie supervillain military s—.”
Another person, remembering Trump’s obsession with buying land like he is playing Monopoly, said, “Genuinely terrified for Greenland. We are horrifying.”
This fear is not unfounded since Trump recently claimed “we need Greenland for a national security situation.”
The MAGA crowd might cheer for “strength,” but the rest of us are wondering which ally we are going to invade next because the President is bored.
The World Says “Please Stop”
Unsurprisingly, the international community is not thrilled about the U.S. treating sovereignty like a suggestion.
Mexico, Russia, and members of the European Union have condemned the strikes as violations of international law.
Even the United Nations held discussions because apparently, you cannot just fly into a capital city and snatch people without the Security Council signing off.
Trump also took a moment to critique the Russia-Ukraine conflict, calling it “primitive” and noting, “People dying, it’s horrible.”
It is rich coming from a man who just threatened to turn the U.S. military loose on the rest of the globe.
Colombia is Next on the Menu
If you thought Venezuela was the end of it, buckle up.
Trump has already turned his gaze toward Colombia.
After making comments aboard Air Force One criticizing Colombian President Gustavo Petro, Trump suggested a military operation there “sounds good to me.”
Petro warned he was prepared to defend his country.
Trump’s casual attitude toward starting new wars is what keeps the rest of the world up at night.
The Wrath of Pam
Back home, Attorney General Pam Bondi is acting as the hype woman for this geopolitical chaos.
She announced that Maduro and his wife “will soon face the full wrath of American justice on American soil in American courts.”
Bondi’s office has accused Maduro of being one of the “world’s most notorious narco-traffickers.”
While nobody is weeping for Maduro, the precedent being set here is chilling.
We are watching an administration that believes might makes right.
As one horrified viewer put it, “Also a reminder that 77 million Americans voted for him. Unforgivable.”
We are genuinely the baddies now.
Note: All facts and reported details in this piece are drawn from an article published by The Express.
